
Now, there is a reason why I’ve been missing a ton of SF updates lately. In fact, I’m actually behind two pages by schedule. If I don’t finish an SF page on time, I still send next week’s comic outline to BigFish for her to finish. It’s pretty much a well-oiled machine that guarantees we never run out of comics.
There’s a reason why Jenny is pregnant and it’s the penultimate reason why I’ve missed so many updates in the past two months. In the time I spent in El Salvador, I was commissioned to create a sort of small pamphlet, 30-40 pages, dealing with the basics of pregnancy. It’s not a new thing, in fact, I’ve done this twice before creating a poster featuring the girls of SF and a chart. A smaller version of the poster is available on the DrunkDuck site without most of the information available on the bigger version. The second chart is not available online since I never bothered to put it up, I doubt I still have the files.
One of my relatives owns a relatively successful hospital in Central America. I guess it runs in the family or something as everyone I know has had something to do with either computers or general health.
It’s probably the reason why I’m often intrigued by medical textbooks and I’m absolutely amazed by the human body. Fun fact, my entire family was disappointed in my decision to follow a career in video game production, then video production instead of studying to become a doctor. Sometimes, as I read up on the human body and awe at it’s intricacies, I wonder if I’ve made the right decision.
Either way, Mrs. Nurse (I can never pronounce her name correctly) asked me if I could make a short booklet (pamphlet, whatever.) dealing with the changes a body undergoes through pregnancy and a few symptoms. Going by some old SF chart featuring the SF girls all preggers that I made a while back (I saw the chart and it had some wear, I guess the humidity over there ruins things faster), she suggested that I use Jenny, as people seem to respond to her. As we all know, Jenny really isn’t mother material.
But here I am, a few weeks later from the day that proposition was made. I know more about pregnancy than I ever wanted to know (did you know that a woman’s odds of having quadruplets are about one in 600,000 and that during pregnancy, the uterus expands to 500 times its normal size?), BigFish is tired of drawing Jenny pregnant, and I’m really, really worried as to how the pages will appear when printed cause I’m sure I probably messed something up (Update: it did, some pieces of the art look absolutely terrible). Oh, and I realized that I really should brush up on my Spanish since it really, really sucks.
So, how did Jenny get pregnant? Well, at first she was supposed to pretend to be pregnant with a fish plushie to cheat Mr. Jacobs out of money and score some time off, but Mrs. Nurse didn’t like that, at all. After going back to the drawing board, the story now goes as follows:
Natalie and the Gardener are absolutely in love, lovebirds if you will. They both want children but Natalie doesn’t want to get fat and she’s afraid that she’ll fail her pregnancy test because there might be multiple choice questions. The two lovebirds come up with a brilliant plan, they’ll use a surrogate mother.
Both Natalie and the Gardener ask Jenny if she’ll agree to be a surrogate mother, Jenny refuses since she really, really hates kids (and the Gardener.) Disappointed, Natalie asks Mr. Jacobs if she can have eleven thousand dollars and offers this money to Jenny. After thinking about it for two days, Jenny realizes that she’ll make more money in a year being a surrogate mother than she’ll ever make as a maid.
A few months into the pregnancy, Jenny goes to Dr. Hotness for her monthly ultrasound. It is here where Dr. Hotness makes a shocking discovery, Jenny is having a set of twins, boy/girl, instead of just one kid.
(Here’s a fun fact about the odds of having twins, Hispanic and Asian people are least likely to have twins which is estimated at 1 in 150 and 1 in 300, respectively.)
Around Jenny’s eighth month of pregnancy, Natalie discovers that she’s pregnant and keeps it a secret. After Jenny gives birth, the Gardener tells Jenny that she can have the kids since Natalie’s pregnant. Pissed off, Jenny punches Natalie in the face and kicks the Gardener in the balls. Not having the heart to give her newborns to an orphanage, Jenny decides to raise the kids on her own.
And if you are wondering, he’s what Jenny’s kids look like:
